STOP THE PRESSES! DROP EVERYTHING! And for God's sake, call the Department of Child Welfare. Britney Spears was caught on camera when she almost TRIPPED while HOLDING HER BABY.
Truely an unprecented act in the world of motherhood, since we all know good mothers never have accidents like this.
Okay, the girl's a ding-dong who doesn't know how to use a car seat and rode with the baby on her lap. She's an dumb bunny in other respects anyway, but come on. It must've been a slow news day to capture this moment on film.
Michael Jackson invited little boys over for sleepovers, veiled his children in public, dangled his baby by the ankles from a balcony and is now hiding out in Dubai where I'm sure he has as much public acceptance as a social nudist at a Pentecostal church picnic. We all know how welcoming Muslims are to white women who used to be black men and whose proclivities run towards underage boys.
Maybe Britney should crossover and do gangsta rap, announce that she's a lesbian and go butch. Then she might be able to stand on the Brooklyn Bridge and swing the baby around by the neck with impunity.
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