Brother, Can You Spare a Square...

...I'm sorry, Mother Earth doesn't have a square to spare. At least Sheryl Crow doesn't think so. Remind me never to shake hands with Sheryl Crow. Not that the opportunity will ever present itself. I don't even listen to her music. I'll ride my bike and walk, I buy organic food, and I make it a habit to use biodegradable cleaning products. I've started buying organic cotton and every month I donate to Leave No Trace through CFC, but I'm sorry lady. I've got to use more than one crappy square of toilet paper (so to speak).