STOP THE PRESSES! DROP EVERYTHING! And for God's sake, call the Department of Child Welfare. Britney Spears was caught on camera when she almost TRIPPED while HOLDING HER BABY.
Truely an unprecented act in the world of motherhood, since we all know good mothers never have accidents like this.
Okay, the girl's a ding-dong who doesn't know how to use a car seat and rode with the baby on her lap. She's an dumb bunny in other respects anyway, but come on. It must've been a slow news day to capture this moment on film.
Michael Jackson invited little boys over for sleepovers, veiled his children in public, dangled his baby by the ankles from a balcony and is now hiding out in Dubai where I'm sure he has as much public acceptance as a social nudist at a Pentecostal church picnic. We all know how welcoming Muslims are to white women who used to be black men and whose proclivities run towards underage boys.
Maybe Britney should crossover and do gangsta rap, announce that she's a lesbian and go butch. Then she might be able to stand on the Brooklyn Bridge and swing the baby around by the neck with impunity.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Communism--The Essence of Ingratitude
I was in my friendly, neighbourhood Borders bookstore last night picking through the World music section, when I ran across a bizarre CD. It was a CD of communist anthems. Now, I spend my days scrutinizing what communists round the world are up to and the more I learn, the less I understand the Left's enchantment with communism.
This is a philosophy that has killed more people long before Hitler ever came onto the scene and continues to kill people today. Movies about the terror of the McCarthy era are legion (Good Night and Good Luck) and the message seems to be that the fear of communism is more evil than Stalin himself. Nobody on Earth has suffered like Hollywood stars. The only movie I can think of off the top of my head highlighting the terror communism has actually visited upon the world is The Killing Fields.
What's freakish is the number of celebrities who are speaking their undying admiration for communist leaders and countries. Harry Belafonte embraces Hugo Chavez and calls Bush the world's biggest terrorist. Alec Baldwin loudly announced that he would move to Cuba if Bush were elected. It's six years later and we're all still waiting, Mr. Baldwin. Promises, promises. He also said that Henry Hyde should be stoned and his wife and children killed. Dictators have always been big on generational sin and retribution.
A few premises about communism and it's logical conclusion...
1. There is no god. God is a creation of man and the qualities attributed to God are really qualities of humanity. The logical conclusion; we're all gods unto ourselves and every decision we make is inherently good and right. And of course being gods, our every desire should be satisfied. Hence, the Ceaucescus and Kim Jong Il. Nicolai and Elena managed to wallow in obscene amounts of wealth and the Chonger still does so. They lived the Marxist version of the American Dream, the Worker's Paradise--their subjects did all the work while they lived in paradise. For the Ceaucescus, paradise ended abruptly on Christmas Day.
2. Materialism; nothing exists other than what we can see with our own eyes. There's no heaven or hell and our ideas are nothing more than our own creation. There are no transcendent truths. Marx believed that people's ideologies prevented them from clearly seeing the material conditions of their lives. This is why a book like What's the Matter with Kansas can be written and the writer is genuinely incredulous that people will continue to support a principle when it fails to contribute to their overall quality of life. Quality in this sense is being rich and having stuff.
3. Because our personal belief systems are what keep Midwestern yokels like myself from seeing our material conditions and knowing what's good for us, we need elephantine government programs, eminent domain, and politicians like Nancy Pelosi telling us we don't have the sense of a radish to know how to take care of our own money.
There's a basic idea believed by many that the more you get, the more you want and the less satisfied you are. Maybe this explains why the wealthiest and most famous people in America are so dissatisfied with the current state of affairs and so enchanted by Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez. In spite of the fact that these movie stars are reaping the fruits of capitalism, they're still not satisfied. By their words and actions, they spit on the graves of those who spilled their blood so they can maintain the right to perpetuate their own extravagant lifestyles. Communism is the essence of ingratitude. When you divide the world into the haves vs. the have-nots, the have-nots will never have enough no matter how much they get. So, maybe it's not such a mystery why Hollywood liberals are so charmed by communism after all.
And what would happen if these people realized their wildest dreams? What if Bush were impeached and imprisoned, the press became impenatrable to any conservative influence, pastors that preached against homosexuality were dragged into court and punished, and the state decided what was best for your children? Of course once you're in power, you must hang onto it at all costs. Silencing dissenters is key--just ask The Chonger how important this is.
Alec Baldwin could be named head of the secret police--he's obviously well-suited for the job.
This is a philosophy that has killed more people long before Hitler ever came onto the scene and continues to kill people today. Movies about the terror of the McCarthy era are legion (Good Night and Good Luck) and the message seems to be that the fear of communism is more evil than Stalin himself. Nobody on Earth has suffered like Hollywood stars. The only movie I can think of off the top of my head highlighting the terror communism has actually visited upon the world is The Killing Fields.
What's freakish is the number of celebrities who are speaking their undying admiration for communist leaders and countries. Harry Belafonte embraces Hugo Chavez and calls Bush the world's biggest terrorist. Alec Baldwin loudly announced that he would move to Cuba if Bush were elected. It's six years later and we're all still waiting, Mr. Baldwin. Promises, promises. He also said that Henry Hyde should be stoned and his wife and children killed. Dictators have always been big on generational sin and retribution.
A few premises about communism and it's logical conclusion...
1. There is no god. God is a creation of man and the qualities attributed to God are really qualities of humanity. The logical conclusion; we're all gods unto ourselves and every decision we make is inherently good and right. And of course being gods, our every desire should be satisfied. Hence, the Ceaucescus and Kim Jong Il. Nicolai and Elena managed to wallow in obscene amounts of wealth and the Chonger still does so. They lived the Marxist version of the American Dream, the Worker's Paradise--their subjects did all the work while they lived in paradise. For the Ceaucescus, paradise ended abruptly on Christmas Day.
2. Materialism; nothing exists other than what we can see with our own eyes. There's no heaven or hell and our ideas are nothing more than our own creation. There are no transcendent truths. Marx believed that people's ideologies prevented them from clearly seeing the material conditions of their lives. This is why a book like What's the Matter with Kansas can be written and the writer is genuinely incredulous that people will continue to support a principle when it fails to contribute to their overall quality of life. Quality in this sense is being rich and having stuff.
3. Because our personal belief systems are what keep Midwestern yokels like myself from seeing our material conditions and knowing what's good for us, we need elephantine government programs, eminent domain, and politicians like Nancy Pelosi telling us we don't have the sense of a radish to know how to take care of our own money.
There's a basic idea believed by many that the more you get, the more you want and the less satisfied you are. Maybe this explains why the wealthiest and most famous people in America are so dissatisfied with the current state of affairs and so enchanted by Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez. In spite of the fact that these movie stars are reaping the fruits of capitalism, they're still not satisfied. By their words and actions, they spit on the graves of those who spilled their blood so they can maintain the right to perpetuate their own extravagant lifestyles. Communism is the essence of ingratitude. When you divide the world into the haves vs. the have-nots, the have-nots will never have enough no matter how much they get. So, maybe it's not such a mystery why Hollywood liberals are so charmed by communism after all.
And what would happen if these people realized their wildest dreams? What if Bush were impeached and imprisoned, the press became impenatrable to any conservative influence, pastors that preached against homosexuality were dragged into court and punished, and the state decided what was best for your children? Of course once you're in power, you must hang onto it at all costs. Silencing dissenters is key--just ask The Chonger how important this is.
Alec Baldwin could be named head of the secret police--he's obviously well-suited for the job.
Friday, May 05, 2006
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